Bank Wars

Nigerian banks went on a roll of shading each other on twitter few days, it all started when Sterling bank uploaded an image containing logos of other Nigerian banks

"Shoot for the moon, become a star - it's the least you deserve. Welcome to #SterlingBank" Sterling bank captioned the post

Union Bank replies

Union Bank which has been in existence since 1917 went the 'sho mo age mi' route with a tweet that said: "When the elders speak... #SimplerSmarterSAFERBank."

Access Bank replies

Access Bank replied "We will travel on an imaginary rocket too, if we were a one-customer Microfinance Bank; but with ten million customers and counting, we rather bring the galaxy to you! #YouAreWorthIt #TakeTomorrow #KnowYourElders." Ouch!

First Bank shows them

First Bank replied with this " And straight into the trash can. #RespectYourElders #MoveOver #NextPlease #YouFirst" and followed it up with this "What an elder sees while sitting, a child cannot see even if he travels to the moon. #RespectYourElders #YouFirst."

Where is GTB?

Surprisingly, GTB has yet to make a reply.Lets keep our fingers crossed, shall we?

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